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Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.15 11:06:00 - [1] I though Hulkageddon II would be the be all and end all of Gank fests... but every single day people ask me: "So when is Hulkageddon III" This leads me to conclude you have not yet had enough. Very well. The answer: VERY VERY SOON. (like 2 months tops) To this end I a now reaching out to you, my beloved capsuleers, for prizes to give away! If you want to sponsor this glorious celebration of violence and death, contract/send your prizes to my alt: Hulkageddon Jackpot That is all. Fly reckless! o7
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.15 11:53:00 - [2] Originally by: Gavjack Bunk "Nerf Insurance." they said.... "It'll stop the suicide gankers." they said.... SCIENCE demand we test this hypothesis.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.15 12:35:00 - [3] Originally by: Zill lol this muppit still trying to live up to GoonFleet's skills I see. Aww bitter zill is still bitter, did you go see a shrink yet? <33 I missed you
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.15 15:04:00 - [4] Originally by: IQ 001 I have billions of iskes worth of tier3 and tier2 BSes in stock available in low sec regions... contact me for details happy ganking Send me an evemail, maybe we can work something out :)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.15 15:54:00 - [5] Originally by: captain foivos What if this were all a giant scam by Helicity Boson to get free stuffs? I don't know about you, but I'd laugh my ass off. That's what they all claimed last time, but everyone got their prizes, because I'm a good boy and I want to be able to keep doing these :)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.15 20:32:00 - [6] OP updated. Also to the guy who wants to donate a machariel/nightmare: I think that would be a fine addition to the "FIRST PLACE" prize personally. Or perhaps to the individual with the most kills? what do you think?
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.15 21:00:00 - [7] Originally by: Musical Fist I dont get why this is a yearly or whatever thing why not just make a permanent event with monthly prizes and while you are at it add mission runners / couriers on it Because this is a lot more work than you can possibly imagine for 1 person :(
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.15 21:31:00 - [8] Originally by: Andrea Griffin Originally by: Spectre3353 I think a week is a perfect amount of time. I agree. Any longer and it will feel like it is dragging on too long. A week is great. I would prefer that it start on a Monday, so that you have the weekend at the end where the action really ramps up. I was leaning towards a week + 1 extra weekend. that should give people ample opportunity to play :)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.16 10:11:00 - [9] I have about 10 incoming contracts I need to accept in Jackpot, I'll update the Op with a list of received prizes when I get back later today... including that beautiful dreadnaught and it's four abaddon children... and two cynabals :D And to my T.R.I.A.D. friends, can you evemail me a little statement for the webpage (and the relevant links?) I wonder if the Amarr will retaliate :o
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.16 14:45:00 - [10] Updated the OP with the current confirmed prize list. if you offered prizes earlier in this thread and are not listed, it's because you haven't contracted them to Hulkageddon Jackpot yet. please do so at the earliest convenient moment :)

Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.16 15:24:00 - [11] Originally by: Andrea Griffin Did you get a good gank? Make someone angry? Lots of hot, steaming, salty miner tears streaming down their faces? When you asked for their stuff, were you denied? Never fear! You can have Andrea Griffin's Stuff instead! An Iteron full of *Stuff* has been contracted to the Hulkageddon Jackpot pilot and will be awarded to the pilot or group that extracts an ocean of the hottest, saltiest, most emo-laden tears. Helicity will be the judge of who wins this category. Confirming Andrea has given me her stuff, so make sure you save your best tears during the event! An email addy will be provided to submit screenshots when the event starts. (no I'm not telling you what's in the stuff, that would ruin the surprise)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.16 19:34:00 - [12] Originally by: Window Liquor it may be counter-productive to winning prizes... but, does anyone plan to create open-to-public fleets for hulk ganking anywhere in empire? There is a corp specifically for alts/solo players to join for the event if they have no one to play with (Hulkageddon Orphanage) and generally there is ad-hoc gangs forming in the public channel during the event. So yes, very likely there will be.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.17 11:13:00 - [13] Quick update, I have received another billion and a half isk to distribute over the various prizes today :) To all those suggesting achievements, please, PLEASE use your head and remember: -Check the existing ones, we don't need 25 achievements of "first to kill a hulk using X" -Think about if your achievement can be EASILY CHECKED on a killboard, if not, theres no point, im not spending two days counting kills by hand again. If you can't do that, then why not just add a prize to an existing one instead of forcing yourself to try and come up with an achievement? :) (you may for example, decide that 4th place and 5th place could use a prize or that 2nd place needs more stuff -which it does- ) Thank you all for your enthusiasm thusfar!
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.17 13:19:00 - [14] Originally by: Dame Death Edited by: Dame Death on 17/06/2010 12:22:45 Right sod it. Hel I'll let you choose what for but Ill give any cap of the winers choice (that can dock i aint giving moms away >.>) And the full set of skill books to fly it. Eg: For Archon Amarr carrier Capital ships Capital RR Capital energy trans fighters Caiptal local rep Books. I will be checking evebored to make sure they dont have them alrady. /me wants more noob cap pilots in game >.> Holy deathcarps Dame, that is a pretty frickin' awesome prize, bravo! I'll add it with appropriate fanfare when I update the prize list tonight! Originally by: Caiden Baxter Question for Helicity Boson. I want to donate some isk for your event, but i dont sit on a monster fat wallet. Do you accept anykind of isk donation ? (off course not thinking of 100 - 900kish donations here ). Small amounts are welcome too mate, specifically the random jackpot prize would benefit greatly of any gift people wish to give :) Just transfer it to Hulkageddon Jackpot :)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.17 14:02:00 - [15] Originally by: Baron Holbach Edited by: Baron Holbach on 17/06/2010 13:54:41 are is possible to set some price for most unlucky hulk pilot? if yes i would put out one fully fited hulk for most hulk losses... this just seems so lol'ed price :D That sounds like a good plan! contract it to hulkageddon jackpot and ill add it :)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.17 17:21:00 - [16] Very well, if that is how you want to do it, that is how we will do it. Does one of you volunteer to head up the panel, collect the smack and maybe conduct polls to find the winner?
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.17 17:33:00 - [17] Originally by: FunzzeR Originally by: Helicity Very well, if that is how you want to do it, that is how we will do it. Does one of you volunteer to head up the panel, collect the smack and maybe conduct polls to find the winner? I'm game for that. THE SCOTTISH FOLD MUST BE HEARD!! Very well, I name FunzzeR as official Hulkageddon Tear Sampling Lead. I'll leave the details of how you want to organize it up to you, keep me posted.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.18 09:09:00 - [18] prize list updated, dates announced :)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.18 09:39:00 - [19] Originally by: Dame Death your gonna hate me hel but plese make my prize a personal prize not a corprate one. Mots if not l corps can afford capitals most pilots cant that is fine, ill swap it with the revelation
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.18 21:49:00 - [20] Originally by: Rananka Hel you do realize this is past starting to get exploitable right. English?

Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.20 09:06:00 - [21] Originally by: Scarry Peak @ Helicity I'm docking up my rock chompers and offering my services to scout - I have 6 characters (4 datacore farmers so can't blow the sec status) but want to scout on the two weekends. I cover Forge/Citadel/Tash Murkon/Gallie space... Are you having a proper channel this year? Is it gonna be listed on the webby/main post? Count me in to go ahead of the clans and tell you what's out there. Yes, yes and yes please :)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.20 12:50:00 - [22] Originally by: Dame Death Right idea for new one and to let hel hav some fun as shes not eggible for rest. "I just dont orginise" If hel gets on 300 Hulk or mack kills ill pay annother 500mil into ramdon jackpot. Last time I was so busy managing the event I got to undock and destroy an exhumer precisely once... This is more work than people imagine :\|
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.20 13:11:00 - [23] I've updated the prize list once again: http://www.hulkageddon3.machine9.net/?page_id=2 We're well over double Hulkageddon II's prizepot!
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.20 17:47:00 - [24] Originally by: Grrendel I'm gonna stop playing that week, and dedicate myself to anything else. Callme names and what you want, but getting a Hulk is A LOT of effort for a new guy like me, and I'm not eager to lose it just for some bullies to have their childish laughs. You could also roll up an alt real quick and join the lulz, and possibly win a nice prize! (there is always the random jackpot to win!)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.20 17:56:00 - [25] Originally by: Grrendel I don't like bullies, and the answer is to join them? No, thanks. Excellent. please leave your tears at the door, there is jar right there points
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.20 19:27:00 - [26] Originally by: Xavier Zedicus Sorry for being a noob, and for not searching or reading through this whole thread to make sure it wasn't already answered, but how exactly do we "participate"? DO we have to sign up to be monitored somewhere, or do we have to send killmails to someone, or are you just gonna be monitoring Battle-clinic or something for all these? There will be a dedicated killboard for people to post their hulkageddon kills to, as there was in the previous two editions. This killboard is scrupulously monitored by my killboard elves who ruthlessly weed out cheaters and then sick Hydra on them. The exact details of how to participate, where to find friends to play with if you have no buddies to fly with and where to hang out together will appear on the website in due time. Actually someone just slap me next week if i dont post all that on the site.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.21 07:37:00 - [27] Originally by: Garon Lodian This is a gank-fest, nothing more, and new players will be prime target. You say that as if it were a bad or disallowed thing. Are you playing the same game?
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.21 09:25:00 - [28] Originally by: Mary Goodwill Maybe we should just warn everybody about this event. Making it harder to find any easy targets. Because I'm not trying to do just that. amirite? EVE is a cold harsh world, that's how it's designed to be. People can and will do things to mess up your plans. that's how it's supposed to be if you cannot come to terms with that, we don't want you to play EVE. :)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.21 12:48:00 - [29] Originally by: Mary Goodwill I'm playing Eve at my home. It's warm in here and the sun is shining, i've got pepsi max and family-size pizza waiting for me. Nobody can mess that up. It's just point of view. Eve is cold harsh world if you make it so. My Eve is way different place. It has some downsides like evil-pirates and suicide bombers but nobody is perfect. I would certainly hope nobody can mess up your REAL life no, but EVE itself is designed to allow the sort of play we are engaging in, whether you choose to acknowledge this is your own problem. Just dont go crying on the forums if something bad -does- happen in the game, is what I am getting at. I explained this more fully here. I suggest people read that.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.21 13:52:00 - [30] Originally by: Gavjack Bunk I was just about to contact Hulkageddon Jackpot. I notice there is a character called Hulkageddon Jackpots. Plural. Is this also you? If not, it probably contravenes naming rules and you might want to consider petitioning it. I already have. the correct one is Hulkageddon Jackpot. no S. the one that looks like me.

Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.21 15:04:00 - [31] Originally by: Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel Edited by: Azishkra''elhykai Mizamel on 21/06/2010 14:50:06 Originally by: Ori Blake If you want to make this fun? Force all hulkageddon participants to join a holding corp or alliance. This way they can be wardecced by mining corps and wardec in turn, and make it all out war instead of carebear suicide ganking. ... ".." ... You know what? That's a freakin' BRILLIANT plan! It'll actually solve all the accounting shenanigans Hel has been forced to do (detracting from his enjoyment of participating in Hulkageddon). Not only that, but then when the miners have wardec'd the corp, we don't even need to suffer a sec hit or the wrath of CONCORDOKKEN when we gank! AND we keep our ship afterwards! And your corpse! Wow, you've just made it easier for us in this competition, not to mention that first prize of 2billion isk and a bunch of stuff goes straight into our pockets since we'll be the first and only minergankers. And while we're at it, why don't we petition CCP so that we can wardec NPC corps too? I mean... in order to get to all those juicy macros out there who don't even bother hopping into a corp? Notify: Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel's logic and reason burn Ori for over 9000 use-your-brain damage
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.21 16:47:00 - [32] Originally by: Triple Entendre Propaganda video incoming within the next day or two, hopefully. That is, if I can get my external hard drive working. poke me in game if you want the .psd for the logo
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.22 08:13:00 - [33] note: site is down for the day, my hosting company is moving it to a different server to cope with the crazy traffic. Should be back later during the day.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.22 10:37:00 - [34] Originally by: Jack Dant A simple question about the rules. Would it be possible for several corps to take part as a team, while not being formally in an alliance? As you already count alliances as a single entity for prizes, this wouldn't be very different. Although it might make record keeping a bit harder. hmmm I suppose we could. However, I'd like to have groups like that mail a list of corps + a "team name" to Hulkageddon Jackpot AT LEAST one week prior to the event. Ad hoc team making or changing will not be allowed. sound fair?
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.22 16:13:00 - [35] Originally by: Vossejongk Originally by: Joe SMASH YES! OH GOD YES! ::post orgasmic haze:: I made so much ISK during H2 selling new Hulks/mining equipment to 'victims'! I cannot wait to exploit them again. Free bump to the top for one of the greatest events in Eve! Cannot wait for the tears on the forums and all the miners threatening to emoragequit. I am with you lol :P Sold almost 400 medium cargohold rigs in a week... normally that takes me three You heard it here folks. Not only is HG demonstrably the best event in EVE, its also an economic stimulus package that does not cost you in taxes!
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.24 22:01:00 - [36] Originally by: CCP Fallout No, Hulkageddon is not a supported event by CCP. This is completely player-run. If Eris likes the idea, that's one thing, but to reiterate, this is not a CCP supported event. You'll have to forgive helmet, he's a bit of a "special needs CEO". CCP is not sponsoring/supporting hulkageddon, though I know a fair few of them delight in the explosions to come ;) However, it is indeed player run. namely be me and supported by the kind people that donate prizes and effort! Don't go giving CCP my credit golden helmet! there will be spankings!
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.25 08:09:00 - [37] Originally by: The'Best Hellfury I'll donate a triple-Trimarked Tempest located in Molden Heath to whatever individual gets the most exhumer kills in Molden Heath. done deal, contract to hulkageddon jackpot and ill add it next update
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.25 08:28:00 - [38] Originally by: Miilla Edited by: Miilla on 25/06/2010 08:24:06 I will donate Failpirate's corpse as a boobie prize. (JK - I plan to jetson it into a wormhole SUN as a sacrafice to the gods) Can we have Hulkageddon last more than 1 week please? it is too short considering most people play weekends. it's 1 week +1 extra weekend, so that gives you two weekends :)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.26 21:37:00 - [39] Op post updated, DELICIOUS PRIZES!
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.27 11:17:00 - [40] mmmm sexytime

Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.28 06:48:00 - [41] Originally by: Rakamy making a wonder min prices are so high ccp should do someting about this insted of nearfing loot drops if thay want the min prices to drop You are quite possibly the most moronic person ever to grace these forums. And that is saying something.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.28 07:51:00 - [42] Originally by: Mace Maddox Not again. How booooring. Will there be a Hulkageddon 19 ? By current estimates, that would be in 2020, and the prizepot will be 20b x 10^2 isk
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.29 07:38:00 - [43] PRESENTING: The Hulkageddon Tear Watch Panel. As you know, Hulkageddon garners large amounts of salty tears every time, and we would like to share them with the world! (there is also a prize for the finest tears collected). In order to facilitate the collection and distribution of delicious tears, my associate Funzzer has rounded up a fine crew to ensure you receive the FINEST vintages only! First off here is the hulkageddon tear submission address: [email protected] Send all your QQ to that address, preferably as screenshots. Hulkageddon Tear Watch panel roster: (Who have accepted so far) Lana Torrin The Crushah Helicity Boson Lady Spank Larkonis TrassIer Surfin's Plunderbunny Captain Foivos Spectre3353 Lexa Hellfury Istvaan Shogaatsu FunzzeR One as of yet undecided TEARS member.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.29 11:21:00 - [44] Originally by: Intar Medris You know I am really going to love the massively inflated mineral and ore prices when this is over. And I hope all miners will keep that way as a way to say thank you. And hopefully Helicity you gank the wrong miners that just happen to be in a Alliance with SOV. My corp attacks titans with T1 frigs. I'm not worried.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.29 12:11:00 - [45] Originally by: enterprisePSI The tears of the many, outweigh the tears of the few... Or the one... My middle name is Edgecrusher >:)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.30 07:38:00 - [46] Originally by: Mah Boy Am I the only one who has ganked a 'practice Hulk' in preparation for Hulkageddon III? Ganking Hulks is even more addicting than pistachios! Well...have you ever only eaten one pistachio? one pistachio? Impossible. Space-time would collapse.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.06.30 20:09:00 - [47] Originally by: Sergeant Irol where can I safely post the names of macrominers? If the geddoners have names, easier to find targets -> faster kills -> more fun I am a miner carebear myself, but I'd love to see those macro asshats go kaboom including their shiny little capsule. There will be an intel channel provided when the event starts.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.01 22:54:00 - [48] Originally by: Brusanan Thorax is still overkill for a Retriever. But but but... no kill like overkill? +1 for velator of doom though :D
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.02 09:00:00 - [49] Originally by: Jon D'Agrvainio A question I can't seem to find the answer to, will regional prizes be handed out on the basis of Corp Team/Alliance, or individual? Thanks in advance. Otherwise, looking forward to the event! Those are for individual (though obviously people with a corp have the best chance at winning them).
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.02 12:28:00 - [50] Jint is very very right. kudos to them!

Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.03 09:08:00 - [51] Less than a week to go now!
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.03 14:53:00 - [52] my epeen swells with pride as we make the news again. I love my little gankers <33
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.03 20:31:00 - [53] Someone with too much time on their hands left a 4-part comment on my blog: Originally by: "corbin drux" Hulkageddon, an honest dissection of human thought process, I I must admit, Helicity Boson has an interesting if not a historically worn out point of view. Her final statement, "Because it is you that is doing something wrong. Not the people that blew you up." is the same kind of statement I have seen throughout human history to justify the violent actions of despots all the way back before the first dynasty of Egypt. From a role playing standpoint, she is dead on with the likes of everybody from Alexander to ****. ôOh we travelled from a far land, laid siege to your fair city, tore down the walls, looted, burned, pillaged your goods, **d your women, and sold your children into slavery. But alas, we did nothing wrong because it was your fault that you didnÆt hire enough archers and build your walls and gates stronger.ö Yea, human history is replete with examples of this form of warped logic. I say warped, because that is what most responsible societies with a rule of law, call that thought process. This being said, let us stop kidding ourselves and writing silly justifications for why we participate in Hulkageddon. We do it because it is fun, not because we are championing any pet cause, such as, all we are doing is killing macro miners.ö B.S. Most Hulkageddon participants couldnÆt discern a macro from a living breathing pilot to save their pods. Face it folks, we are doing it because it is fun, and we would not be able to get away with this kind of behavior in our current real world, which makes it even more fun. So you lose a virtual ship that took you time to buy or build. Big deal, it is a group of pixels on a computer screen, and nothing more. So get a grip on reality and stop with the ôOMG, Eve is so harshö crap already. And, that is what this is all about. It is a game people. A chance to live a different life for a short time away from the real harshness of reality. A chance to do something or be somebody that you would never be, or could be in reality. I see so many people saying that New Eden is a harsh world. Bah! Harsh is lugging around a hundred pound pack and rifle in 105 degree weather, and getting your head blown off by a guy in a robe with an AK-47 before you even had your first cup of coffee. Harshness is watching your fifth generation shrimp fleet go bankrupt because of an oil spill that wiped out your business. Harshness is when your government says it can no longer pay for all the services you have come to expect, and an angry mob burns and loots your business in protest. It is exciting and FUN for some people, to kill somebody else, especially when you are competing for awards. In Hulkageddon II, I built a bunch of destroyer, interdictor class ships to sell to the gankers, and a bunch of hulks to sell to the miners. I made out like a bandit and managed to not lose any of my own ships in the process. I guess that makes me a care bear. But that is where I find my enjoyment. To the rest of the care bears out there stop whining about how harsh it is and bragging about how justified you are in providing ships and equipment to others. There is nothing sacred about what either of you do. You are playing the game your way and having fun doing it. DonÆt begrudge the war hawk or pirate for playing the game his way. He is having fun too. And for hell sakes let both sides stop making up excuses and ridiculous justifications for their actions. ITÆS A GAME. ENJOY IT, YOUR WAY. To Helicity and the Hulkageddon crowd, I salute you. To those who build the ships and weapons, I salute you. PLAY ON!!! This comment confuses me. but there ya go.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.04 11:47:00 - [54] Originally by: Mazzarins Demise Hey Helicity, I'm willing to offer up 50 free Catalysts to the budding pirates and gankers. They'll be done before the event starts. Should I contract them to you or your Hulkageddon Orphanage corp? oh that would be wonderful mate! Go right ahead!
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.06 17:40:00 - [55] trolls! mobilize! http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1347943&page=2 bwahahaha CRY MORE MINERS
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.06 21:05:00 - [56] Originally by: Rover Vitesse FINFLEET will sponsor a prize. A prize of a Phobos for the "Manlove Thursday" award. Whoever collects the most mails from DT Thursday 15th to DT Friday 16th. I will contract it to you Helicity in Jita. please contract to Hulkageddon Jackpots and drop an evemail to that character as well (helps me keep prizes separate from my own stuffs) Also, pro concept
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.07 08:12:00 - [57] Originally by: dangman4ever Just join Hulkageddon Orphanage ASAP and we'll try to sort things out with you. That goes for everyone that has no one to play with! (sadface.jpg) I check apps pretty much every day, so join up and hang out with others, make friends, BUST HULKS. owwww yeah.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.07 09:58:00 - [58] Originally by: Sachun An event, supported by at least one CCP employee, with clear supremacist and facist/racist tendencies Hi. I'm helicity, and I think you are pants-backwards ******ed. You don't seem to know what Fascism or Racism mean, did you drop out of highschool? :( :3
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.07 10:29:00 - [59] Originally by: Sachun Edited by: Sachun on 07/07/2010 10:20:28 Edited by: Sachun on 07/07/2010 10:19:52 Edited by: Sachun on 07/07/2010 10:12:36 edit edit edit. won't save you mate. Quote: As you might have noted I spoke of "tendencies" which in addition I explained in the following sentence. But let me ask you a question. How would you describe someone who will hunt and repress a group of people that has done nothing as to (in our case) sit in the wrong ship (you could easily supply "have the wrong sort of nose, color, religion"). Now add that some of these people seem to think they are "better" then those "ganked" by them. Please feel free to supply the words you find for this behaviour for the words I used. 1) race does not exist in this game, you are goddamned player like any other player. unless "miner" becomes a race in the next five minutes, nothing can save you from your own idiocy anymore. 2) someone who blows up your defenseless ship because you are not paying attention is called "a better player". Maybe you should go play Uno with your mom so you can be "second winner" like when you were a kid. 3) you throw around VERY SERIOUS words, that in the REAL WORLD, people suffer from on a daily basis to try and whinge your way out of how the game is designed to work. You should be DEEPLY, DEEPLY ashamed to try and hide behind those words, because there are people out there that are really subjected to them. You selfish little maggot. Quote: I am well aware that this is a game but I guess morale and ethics have a certain place in anything humans do. I am a bit appalled on these goings on, but life will go on in Eve. It is just what I think and if I have used inappropriate language to describe those thoughts I will gladly appologise. You're damned right you are going to apologize. And when you are done, you can go read my blog and understand why you are wrong.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.07 10:45:00 - [60] Originally by: Sachun Acutally I get the impression you did not read my post. :) Since you are getting personal(I guess calling me a "maggot" is personal) and seem a bit upset, I will cease this conversation. I will also edit my perverious post so the "offensive words" will no longer be an issue. May be I can invite you to think about why you are so upset atm. Maybe I find them offensive because you are sticking terms that cause REAL people in the REAL world, REAL suffering, onto exploding pixels, in a game. You're a sicker man than I good sir, I can only conclude you have no respect for the suffering of people, and for the wrongs in this world.

Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.07 11:11:00 - [61] Originally by: Sachun I fell compelled to write one more post. I am NOT comparing a game with the sufferings of real life. you are right here we have pixel explosions there people are suffering. What I meant to do was to: 1. State my opinion that, attacking someone because he is what he is is not acceptable for me in game. That means to ME ganking is not an viable pasttime. 2. That to ME doing as stated above is sign of a mindset that I personally am unconfortable with. So I am sure I will never play with anyone who participates in such an event. But hey... you dont have to play that game with me do you there are lots of people who see this different? I am sorry I used the wrong expressions to state this and appologise to all people offended. Lol. We tricked you into apologizing on the INTERNETS.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.07 17:51:00 - [62] Originally by: Yuten Originally by: Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel Proof that Yuten understands how this aggression system works in highsec. That... or the fact that we simply can afford losing some SB for the fun of the ambush.. I don't mind being eventually concorded while the WTFP moment is taking place and the fireworks blowing in the skyes. Isn't this the spirit of the event after all? There is an extremely important flaw in your plan. Let's see if you spot it before bad things happen to you ;)
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.07 20:52:00 - [63] Originally by: Yuten Well i haven't actually exposed my plan but about the flaw you mention i think is about being outside 0.0, also someone talked about torps but i think they are a bit ineffective against small fast ships or not? oh and to be honest i don't even own a hulk Let's say that.. unusual fights need unusual tactics Good hunt ppl and have fun! o/ Oh dear. You didn't spot it :(
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.09 11:25:00 - [64] A couple of hours later.... Capsule 32 Exhumer 224 Freighter 1 Industrial 3 Industrial Command Ship 3 Mining Barge 70
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.09 15:56:00 - [65] Originally by: Ressiv Nothing is true, everything is allowed. I <3 Hakim Bey.
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.09 16:26:00 - [66] Originally by: Ressiv Edited by: Ressiv on 09/07/2010 16:10:29 Originally by: Helicity Boson Originally by: Ressiv Nothing is true, everything is allowed. I <3 Hakim Bey. He just adopted it tho ;) The quote is from Hassan-i Sabbah And yeah, I borked up on quoting, fixed it :p I know this. I rolled with some pretty fringe folks known as the Z(cluster) for a while :P
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.10 00:10:00 - [67] Day one round up! http://www.hulkageddon3.machine9.net/?p=47 429 exhumers, 8 orcas, 139 barges in the first 24h. over 71 Billion isk destroyed already. KEEP EM COMING!
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.10 08:08:00 - [68] Edited by: Helicity Boson on 10/07/2010 08:08:18 Originally by: Yurasu Kujiku Originally by: Spectre3353 A funny link for any of you that weren't around for the first HG: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1199706 That's right. 63 exhumers killed! LoL HIII had that beat in the first hour. What were the final figures for HII? Hulkageddon II ended with: 1220 Exhumers 332 Barges 12 Orcas 240 capsules 278,865,104,560 ISK destroyed. I'd say those are the numbers to beat!
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.12 21:07:00 - [69] Edited by: Helicity Boson on 12/07/2010 21:08:53 Originally by: IGrokU When are the prizes for the first-to-do achievements being given out? Most of them were completed within the first hour. Will we have to wait until the contest ends? And, for those achievements that required multiple members in a team, like killing with newb ships, how will the prize be divided? I will see if I can hand those out tomorrow, some of them are most useful when used to wreak more havoc afterall. I've been slacking in handing them out, I do confess. In the case of achievements that require a team I will default to giving the prize to the killing blow. Originally by: Amarr Fluffer 1000 exhumers dead \0/ yes! ALL DEAD!
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.14 09:52:00 - [70] just updating to inform you all that we are now past the 1220 exhumers record set in Hulkageddon two, with several days and a weekend to go, we are pushing the record further with every kill!

Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.14 14:23:00 - [71] Originally by: Kohana Chayton Edited by: Kohana Chayton on 14/07/2010 11:11:49 Holy Shilznit, I just went and looked at the KB. Just. . Phil... one word for ya man. DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMM! *edit, I can't believe they word censored Shi zz yeah Phil is a monster lol
Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2010.07.15 05:21:00 - [72] I am getting a vision... I see...rorqual in flames...

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